Its that time again

mimilachula:

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malty:

People/Things That Should Get Punched in the Throat

• People who complain about reblogging

• Sean Hannity from Hannity and Colmes

• People who take forever to say goodbye over the phone

• People who put pictures on their resumes (i don’t get that)

• People who point out that I’m wearing glasses. I know I’m wearing glasses. They are my glasses. I hate my glasses. ….and they swear you just started wearing them …um no. I have been wearing them FOREVER (since I was 6) but still

• Toxic Friends

Hey, punch me. I put a picture on my resume.