Ali with an I

“After that comment my head has its own postcode”
— Ben “Suit-up”...

Mar 1st

 (via peterwknox) More Aussie men should wear shirts. ...

Feb 29th

Oh and...

18 days until I can see Randall play at the Casino legally. And buy Jordan cigarettes.  

Feb 29th

Budget

Sometimes you just have to laugh at your own misfortune.  Completely outside of my control, my hours...

Feb 29th

I asked Jordan how his job interview...

Me: How was the interview?
Jordan: Yeah, smooth as. I feel like going somewhere else for another interview just 'cause it was fun.

Feb 26th

Ok, my bike isn’t quite this bad, but its a little...

Feb 26th

Feb 25th

Oh and one more thing...

When I buy a cooked chook from the supermarket, I expect to have purchased a chicken, not a...

Feb 25th

I'm not a private schooled snob!

Ok, I would usually plead indifference and say that both public or private schooling provides ample...

Feb 25th

I’m idealogically opposed to certain elements of...

Feb 25th

pile: Wow, Back to the Future was nearly an awful film with one of the worst product placements...

Feb 18th

Jane Eyre

“Your bride stands between us” He rose, and with a stride reached me. “My bride...

Feb 18th

Hello

Hello. I’m not calling you, I’m not sending you a letter, either. I don’t want to talk to...

Feb 17th

mash-entines day.

mashburger: i propose a new holiday. it will be called mash-entines day. and on this day,...

Feb 13th

Anti-Valentine

Ok, yes I’m single, but this is still true. She’s not going to love you any more than...

Feb 13th

Jordan vs Harrison

Jord: i dont think harrison ford would bring snacks, he would bring the competition to the SEAG
sega*
Ali: yes, and his personal chef
Jord: u think that if u invited harrison ford to play sega he would bring his persnoal chef?
Ali: yes
i think so
Jord: maybe we should just invitre him over some time nd find out
Ali: we should
got his number?
Jord: na u?
Ali: nope
damn
i'll get my people to call a few people
see if we can't track him down
Jord: oh yeah good idea

Feb 10th

Don't Marry Cozi

Michael: only a guy as amazingly brillaint as me would say somethin like that
Ali: only a woman with my intelligence would know not to marry you, no matter how big the fucking diamond was.
Michael: that statement proves your intelligence.. when i become mature enough to appreciate intelligence ill come to love you

Feb 10th

True, true

peterwknox: I feel that of all mediums, true literature is by far the most important to read and...

Feb 9th

“For you in my respect are all the world: Then how can it be...”
— A Midsummer-Night’s...

Feb 8th

copywronged: A block north of MSG

Feb 8th

“Be so true to thyself, as thou be not false to others.”
— Francis Bacon from Of Wisdom...

Feb 8th

Feb 7th

the most important "don't" of internet...

1.  Do not, under any circumstances, post a picture of yourself in which you have cropped your...

Feb 7th

knock knock

I was just strumming some shit chords and singing a shit lyric over top when my mum knocked on the...

Feb 7th

washing the dishes

my favourite part of washing the dishes, which I hate doing, is putting Ajax in the saucepans and...

Feb 7th

The Internet has taken over the world.

I haven’t seen my brother since I was 12. I added him on Facebook.

Feb 7th

peterwknox: highindustrial: Tumblr humor. (Sorry.)

Feb 7th

Within the realms of probability?

Would it be within my means to obtain a McDonalds Soft Serve machine for my house?  And an endless...

Feb 6th

Love Affair with Literature

I’ll admit I have a slighty obsessive personality, and my latest obsession has once again...

Feb 6th

“‘Ja, Peekay, always in life an idea starts small, it...”
— “The Power of One”...

Feb 2nd

“Only you and kim would know that a mathematical term is the...”
— Ash, after I had told her how...

Jan 31st