Cousin Meek shares a riddle
meek says:
Riddle
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also
meek says:
going the same speed as you. what should you do to get out of this dangerous situation
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
hmm
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
Well
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
I would say, excuse me Mr Ed, can you please speed it up a bit?
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
ANd if Mr Ed says no
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
I yell out the window
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
Excuse me Mr Stripey, do you want to pull over for a second, I want to discuss whether you are black with white stripes or white with black stripes
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
and if he says
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
"G'arn to hell wit cha!"
meek says:
right
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
I look right and I say
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
Excuse me night fireman can you please give me a hand I need to get out of this car
meek says:
would u just like to no the answer?
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
Yes
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
haha
a l i s o n nothing left for me to do but dance! says:
I'm shit at riddles
meek says:
Get your drunk-ass off the merry-go-round.
Oct 8th